Valentine Jones

Valentine Jones is a safety for the University of Alabama-Birmingham team. Jones ran for the United States Senate as a member of the Fuck Mosquitoes party, but suspended the campaign on September 12, 12448.

Appearances

 * Chapter 9: Indiana. - A squad of 8 UAB players (including Jones) challenges a 57-person Vanderbilt squad to scrimmage play at a triangle junction. Jones ran around the offense and took the ball from the Vanderbilt quarterback, ending the game at 17 seconds.