17776: an American football story Wiki

This is a timeline of all events mentioned or alluded to in 17776.

Date Event
March 23, 1859 A newspaper in Shreveport contains the first ever usage of the phrase "hang out"
1901 The Centennial Bulb is lit up in the Livermore-Pleasanton Fire Departament
August 01, 1938 Ed Krieger is born in Louisville, Kentucky
May 02, 1953 Nancy McGunnell is born in Jonesboro, Arkansas
February 12, 1967 Chuck Hamilton is born in Thousand Oaks, California
November 08, 1968 Pioneer 9 is launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida
March 03, 1972 Pioneer 10 is launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida
August 01, 1977 Mimi Mackenzie is born in Statesboro, Georgia
1983 Pioneer 9 falls out of orbit and loses contact with Earth
April 18, 1992 Lacrecia Evans is born in Macon, Georgia
June 05, 1994 Jason Durazo is born in Corpus Christi, Texas
January 18, 1998 Emily Durazo is born in Knoxville, Tennessee
January 23, 2003 Pioneer 10 loses contact with Earth
August 04, 2020 Valentine Jones is born in Bessemer, Alabama
November 2020 Donald Trump is re-elected as President.
2022 Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer is launched from Guiana Space Center, French Guiana
November 2024 Tom Cotton is elected President.
April 07, 2026 For an unknown reason, humans cease aging, dying, or being born
2028 Tulsi Gabbard is elected President.
2032 Tulsi Gabbard is re-elected President.
2036 Keith Ellison is elected President.
2040 Keith Ellison is re-elected President.
2044 George P. Bush is elected President.
2048 Bernie Sanders is elected President.
2052 Bernie Sanders is re-elected President.
2080s, 2090s Game 27 begins
2800s The nanopartical network is deployed, Juice begins watching Earth
3500s The nanopartical network is perfected, Ten is said to have been watching Earth as early as the 3500s
March 4730 Game 96249 begins
5518 Game 96249 players get trapped in the Horseshoe Bend in Arizona
5583 Jason Durabo begins his football career
5880-5886 Lacrecia Evans serves as the United States Speaker of the House
6000s The Denali Cannon is built
February 6820 Nancy McGunnell paints the Denali Cannon
8463 Ed Krieger hides in Eleven Jones Cave
March 9303 Ten spends an entire month saying only updates on her current distance from the sun.
September 12, 12448 Valentine Jones, member of the Fuck Mosquitos party, suspends her campaign for United States Senate
14606 to 14610 Chuck Hamilton serves as President.
November 04, 15144 Ten hosts a lecture at Georgia Southern University about 1990s licensed music catalogs
September 14, 17613 The Koy Detmer Game begins
~17706 Mike destroys Jason Durabo's 26 Koy Detmer balls, winning him the Koy Detmer Game
March 26, 17743 Ten's first message reaches Nine
~January 17768 Game 3887 begins
July 02, 17776
  • Nine becomes capable of quantum communication
  • In Game 3887, Nancy McGunnell runs into a tornado outside Seward, Nebraska
  • Garbage Football releases an episode on Game 96249
July 03, 17776
  • Jason Durabo leaves for New York City
  • Nancy McGunnell hides in a bar in Bee, Nebraska
  • The Centennial Bulb is destroyed by a 188-point 500 ball
July 04, 17776
  • A representative of No Rock Unturned finds Ed Krieger
  • Nancy McGunnell has a phone call with Nine while outside Homer, Nebraska
  • Jason Durabo's hunt for a Koy Detmer ball in New York City falls flat
  • Low on power, Nine goes into hibernation for a few months
Between 17776 and 17804 Nine and Ten both begin hibernation until 20020; Juice begins designing The Bowl Game
January 01, 17804 The Bowl Game begins.
~18206 The Koy Detmer game will officially end assuming no additional Koy Detmer balls are found
18463 If Ed Krieger remains unfound, Louisville will automatically win their game vs Charlotte
18517 Georgia State performs 'the bulldozer' on Georgia Southern
19304 Nick and Manny use 18:57 of OBT to cross from San Diego State's field to Boise State's field, then begin living in Atlanta
~19520 Mimi Mackenzie begins tipping boats for balls, sparking the "Sharks" mythos
19957 A UCLA squad runs into a Texas A&M team near Tyler, Texas, and Chuck Hamilton acquires and hides their football 
19991 Nick and Manny move into a condo in Atlanta on the Georgia State field, overlooking Georgia Tech's field
September 28, 20020
  • Ten and Nine wake from hibernation to watch The Bowl Game
  • Nick and Manny get nine footballs from Georgia Tech and head north, with 17:59 of OBT each
October 02, 20020 Nick and Manny, nine footballs in tow, camp in Cherokee County, GA
October 05, 20020 In scrimmage between Georgia and Georgia Tech, Tucker throws the ball into a passing truck, losing it
October 07, 20020 Chuck Hamilton gives up searching for the ball he hid on Louisiana Tech's field
October 09, 20020 Manny gets in position for the Locomotive Lateral
October 12, 20020 Nick completes the Locomotive Lateral
October 14, 20020 Lori Irving escapes a game of Illinois Chess
October 16, 20020 Eight University of Alabama-Birmingham players, led by Valentine Jones, take a football from 57 Vanderbilt players
October 19, 20020
  • Gunner fails to convince Bryce Shaffer to join Troy University's team
  • Nick and Manny cut west from Michigan State's field to West Kentucky University's field
October 21, 20020
  • Nine has a phone call with Mimi Mackenzie
  • Nine loses power for a couple days
October 23, 20020
  • Nick and Manny are caught off guard by dozens of Oklahoma State players in the Big Sandy River, TN
  • The two flee, and eventually get cornered in Bumpus Mills
  • Nick escapes with the balls using OBT to cross to Ole Miss's field
  • Manny makes a deal with coach Lacrecia Evans to allow them free passage
  • Nine loses power researching Eugene Jennings
September 3rd, 110083 Ten will pass by dwarf star HIP 117795
January 14th, 2091659 Ten will pass by red giant Aldebaran, with it being the last event on Ten's Upcoming Events Calendar