This is a timeline of all events mentioned or alluded to in 17776.
| Date | Event |
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| March 23, 1859 | A newspaper in Shreveport contains the first ever usage of the phrase "hang out" |
| 1901 | The Centennial Bulb is lit up in the Livermore-Pleasanton Fire Departament |
| August 01, 1938 | Ed Krieger is born in Louisville, Kentucky |
| May 02, 1953 | Nancy McGunnell is born in Jonesboro, Arkansas |
| February 12, 1967 | Chuck Hamilton is born in Thousand Oaks, California |
| November 08, 1968 | Pioneer 9 is launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida |
| March 03, 1972 | Pioneer 10 is launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida |
| August 01, 1977 | Mimi Mackenzie is born in Statesboro, Georgia |
| 1983 | Pioneer 9 falls out of orbit and loses contact with Earth |
| April 18, 1992 | Lacrecia Evans is born in Macon, Georgia |
| June 05, 1994 | Jason Durazo is born in Corpus Christi, Texas |
| January 18, 1998 | Emily Durazo is born in Knoxville, Tennessee |
| January 23, 2003 | Pioneer 10 loses contact with Earth |
| August 04, 2020 | Valentine Jones is born in Bessemer, Alabama |
| November 2020 | Donald Trump is re-elected as President. |
| 2022 | Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer is launched from Guiana Space Center, French Guiana |
| November 2024 | Tom Cotton is elected President. |
| April 07, 2026 | For an unknown reason, humans cease aging, dying, or being born |
| 2028 | Tulsi Gabbard is elected President. |
| 2032 | Tulsi Gabbard is re-elected President. |
| 2036 | Keith Ellison is elected President. |
| 2040 | Keith Ellison is re-elected President. |
| 2044 | George P. Bush is elected President. |
| 2048 | Bernie Sanders is elected President. |
| 2052 | Bernie Sanders is re-elected President. |
| 2080s, 2090s | Game 27 begins |
| 2800s | The nanopartical network is deployed, Juice begins watching Earth |
| 3500s | The nanopartical network is perfected, Ten is said to have been watching Earth as early as the 3500s |
| March 4730 | Game 96249 begins |
| 5518 | Game 96249 players get trapped in the Horseshoe Bend in Arizona |
| 5583 | Jason Durabo begins his football career |
| 5880-5886 | Lacrecia Evans serves as the United States Speaker of the House |
| 6000s | The Denali Cannon is built |
| February 6820 | Nancy McGunnell paints the Denali Cannon |
| 8463 | Ed Krieger hides in Eleven Jones Cave |
| March 9303 | Ten spends an entire month saying only updates on her current distance from the sun. |
| September 12, 12448 | Valentine Jones, member of the Fuck Mosquitos party, suspends her campaign for United States Senate |
| 14606 to 14610 | Chuck Hamilton serves as President. |
| November 04, 15144 | Ten hosts a lecture at Georgia Southern University about 1990s licensed music catalogs |
| September 14, 17613 | The Koy Detmer Game begins |
| ~17706 | Mike destroys Jason Durabo's 26 Koy Detmer balls, winning him the Koy Detmer Game |
| March 26, 17743 | Ten's first message reaches Nine |
| ~January 17768 | Game 3887 begins |
| July 02, 17776 |
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| Between 17776 and 17804 | Nine and Ten both begin hibernation until 20020; Juice begins designing The Bowl Game |
| January 01, 17804 | The Bowl Game begins. |
| ~18206 | The Koy Detmer game will officially end assuming no additional Koy Detmer balls are found |
| 18463 | If Ed Krieger remains unfound, Louisville will automatically win their game vs Charlotte |
| 18517 | Georgia State performs 'the bulldozer' on Georgia Southern |
| 19304 | Nick and Manny use 18:57 of OBT to cross from San Diego State's field to Boise State's field, then begin living in Atlanta |
| ~19520 | Mimi Mackenzie begins tipping boats for balls, sparking the "Sharks" mythos |
| 19957 | A UCLA squad runs into a Texas A&M team near Tyler, Texas, and Chuck Hamilton acquires and hides their football |
| 19991 | Nick and Manny move into a condo in Atlanta on the Georgia State field, overlooking Georgia Tech's field |
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| October 02, 20020 | Nick and Manny, nine footballs in tow, camp in Cherokee County, GA |
| October 05, 20020 | In scrimmage between Georgia and Georgia Tech, Tucker throws the ball into a passing truck, losing it |
| October 07, 20020 | Chuck Hamilton gives up searching for the ball he hid on Louisiana Tech's field |
| October 09, 20020 | Manny gets in position for the Locomotive Lateral |
| October 12, 20020 | Nick completes the Locomotive Lateral |
| October 14, 20020 | Lori Irving escapes a game of Illinois Chess |
| October 16, 20020 | Eight University of Alabama-Birmingham players, led by Valentine Jones, take a football from 57 Vanderbilt players |
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| September 3rd, 110083 | Ten will pass by dwarf star HIP 117795 |
| January 14th, 2091659 | Ten will pass by red giant Aldebaran, with it being the last event on Ten's Upcoming Events Calendar |